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Unicorns + Hurricanes = Chemistry b/t drugs and medicine?

Posted by esbetsso on July 17, 2010

This made my day.

if the picture is too big, just click on it and enlarge it 🙂


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16 Things to do at Wal-Mart

Posted by esbetsso on December 22, 2009

16 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking

2. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

3. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “mission impossible” theme

4. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels

5. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

6. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream… “NO! NO! Its’ those voices again!”

7. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; then yell very loudly, “there’s no toilet
paper in here!”

8. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting “I choose you pikachu!”

9. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off in 5-minute intervals

10. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms

11. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares”… and see what happens

12. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away

13. Move a ‘CAUTION- WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area

14. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers that you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department

15. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

16. Look right into the security camera; and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose

AHHA X) found this on soompi.  Awesome ain’t it?  I should try some XD

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Posted by esbetsso on December 14, 2009

How awesome am I?


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Site of the day: The Oatmeal

Posted by esbetsso on December 10, 2009

OMG I cannot believe I didn’t link this site earlier.  It’s about one of the most funniest sites I’ve ever found.

The Oatmeal is just a random site with comics, quizzes and stories.  And DAMN FUNNY comics, quizzes and stories.  Here’s one :

The is site is FILLED with hilarious shit, such as How to Ride a PonyThe 3 Phases of Owning a Computer, 5 Reasons Bacon is Better Than True Love, 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel At All Times, The 6 Phases of a Tapeworm’s Life, Why I’d rather be punched in the testicles than call customer service.  These are just my favourite ones.  All of them make perfect sense, just perfect.  You’ll know what I’m talking about after your read half their stuff ;P

So go check them out at, no www 😀 ?

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THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!11!!!11111

Posted by esbetsso on December 4, 2009

I LOL’d so badly at this, seriously.

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