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Unicorns + Hurricanes = Chemistry b/t drugs and medicine?

Posted by esbetsso on July 17, 2010

This made my day.

if the picture is too big, just click on it and enlarge it 🙂

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16 Things to do at Wal-Mart

Posted by esbetsso on December 22, 2009

16 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking

2. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

3. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “mission impossible” theme

4. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels

5. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

6. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream… “NO! NO! Its’ those voices again!”

7. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; then yell very loudly, “there’s no toilet
paper in here!”

8. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting “I choose you pikachu!”

9. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off in 5-minute intervals

10. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms

11. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares”… and see what happens

12. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away

13. Move a ‘CAUTION- WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area

14. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers that you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department

15. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

16. Look right into the security camera; and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose

AHHA X) found this on soompi.  Awesome ain’t it?  I should try some XD

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You are a…

Posted by esbetsso on November 18, 2009

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm

 

You are a scrawny clown who likes to tear heterosexuals.

GO TO THE SITE! Omg I could spend hours doing this XD

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Sick at Wonderland ):

Posted by esbetsso on October 18, 2009

Jesus christ I’m stupid. I just HAD to wear a shirt to sleep the day before I went to Wonderland, and just HAD to start coughing in the morning, and just HAD to get sick when I got back, ughhh. But at least It was fun 🙂

We left for Wonderland at like 10am. So early @_@. We were really going for the Halloween Haunt…at 7pm, but ehh, guess we’re bad at math? ;P I was so scared of like every single ride I saw, but thank god my friends made me go on almost all of them. Almost. Rollercoaster aren’t that scary anymore, they’re actually really really really fun.  Except for some that go upsidedown.  I don’t like those ones >(

But that wasn’t the exciting part, Jesse’s man (Brandon) came with his friend (Tyler) before the Halloween haunt so we could all be scared shitless, but unfortunatly, I got a stomach ache from all the shit I ate (hotdog, poutine, kitkats, timmy’s sub, donut, etc) and I was SOOO cold at night.  Yet I wore the most out of everyone (hat, scarf, mittens, wool innerwear, sweatpants, boots, 2 layers of socks, tank, hoodie, jacket, another sweater which my friend lent me for 2 hours)  I mean, hell, that’s a lot of layers.

What was really stupid was, it was totally obvious Jesse liked her man, and he liked her back.  They even held hands and hugged and stuff, but they’re not dating.  I need to get Ayesha to scream at Bradon soon ._.

We were suppose to leave around 10-10:30pm, but we waiting in line for 20 minutes for 1 ride, which was fun.  But totally not worth the wait.  Then Ayesha had a hard time calling her parents to pick us up, cause they didn’t pick up their cell at first.  But eventually we found out that her parents were waiting for us ever since 9:45pm.  Wtf. WTFWTFWTF.  wtf.  When we came out close to 11pm.  Oh mann..

My mom was so worried for me, which I really felt bad for.  I first told her that we’d be home after 10pm (which I actually thought we were, but ended up waiting forever for the last ride), when I actually got home at 11:30pm.  I’m glad she finally went to sleep.

(this was yesterday btw)

So today… I woke up feeling like shit and coughing.  I actually had work from 2-10pm, but I called in sick.

My lips..are..red.  and swollen?  Yes..I think.

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Yesterday at work

Posted by esbetsso on October 12, 2009

Lady customer: *orders*

me: *gives order*

lady: Can I have some serviettes?

me: excuse me?

lady: can I have some serviettes?

me: …*looks at co-worker*…What are those? o_o

lady: *laughs* napkins.

me: OOHHHHH. sorry *grabs napkin* here

lady: *continues laughing* no It’s okay.

me: WOW I’m stupid ._.

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